Not Quite Limericks

SvilleKid · 01-25-2013, 08:03 PM

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat.

cmitch · 01-25-2013, 09:21 PM

There was once a magician named Magoo,
Who practiced a trick that was new.
He reached in his hat,
Where the rabbit had shat,
And came out with a hand full of doo.

________

A nun from east Amsterdam,
Had a caboose as tight as a clam.
A lass slipped in his thumb,
That surely was dumb,
Now he's gotten in one helluva jam.

icehog3 · 01-25-2013, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

A nun from east Amsterdam,
Had a caboose as tight as a clam.
A lass slipped in his thumb,
That surely was dumb,
Now he's gotten in one helluva jam.

That would be "her" thumb if it's a lass.

shark · 01-27-2013, 10:43 AM

There was a young fellow named Perkin
Who was always jerkin' his gherkin
His father said "Perkin
Stop jerkin your gherkin
Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!"

01-25-2013, 08:03 PM	#1
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Not Quite Limericks There was a lady who triplets begat Nat, Pat and Tat It was fun breeding But trouble feeding Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat. __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

01-25-2013, 09:21 PM	#2
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Not Quite Limericks There was once a magician named Magoo, Who practiced a trick that was new. He reached in his hat, Where the rabbit had shat, And came out with a hand full of doo. ________ A nun from east Amsterdam, Had a caboose as tight as a clam. A lass slipped in his thumb, That surely was dumb, Now he's gotten in one helluva jam. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

01-27-2013, 10:43 AM	#4
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,614 Trading: (0)	Re: Not Quite Limericks There was a young fellow named Perkin Who was always jerkin' his gherkin His father said "Perkin Stop jerkin your gherkin Your gherkins fer ferkin not jerkin!" __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds