taxes

RevSmoke · 01-16-2013, 02:57 PM

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

iaMkcK · 01-16-2013, 02:58 PM

You go'n get audit'd

big_jaygee · 01-16-2013, 03:00 PM

Speak the truth Rev. !

RevSmoke · 01-16-2013, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by iaMkcK

You go'n get audit'd

I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

iaMkcK · 01-16-2013, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

I know, haha. That's why I tossed the

's in there

The Poet · 01-16-2013, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by RevSmoke

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

Bax · 01-16-2013, 03:15 PM

It's a good one.... sad, but good!

kelmac07 · 01-16-2013, 04:49 PM

equetefue · 01-16-2013, 06:45 PM

Hahaha

CigarNut · 01-16-2013, 06:48 PM

cmitch · 01-16-2013, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Poet

Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

The Poet · 01-17-2013, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

Had you lived in Gulf Coast Mississippi instead of Northern Alabama during Katrina, you just might have gotten one. My uncle did . . . after a roofless 6-week delay.

zmancbr · 01-17-2013, 03:22 PM

LMFAO...I def like this one!

01-16-2013, 02:57 PM	#1
RevSmoke Ain't Never Gonna Leave Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Todd Location: Northcentral woods of Wisconsin Posts: 6,849 Trading: (51)	taxes I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate. Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS? __________________ Todd__ "Smoke what you like, and enjoy it!"

01-16-2013, 02:58 PM	#2
iaMkcK Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2012 First Name: Jarrett Location: SoCal Posts: 570 Trading: (8)	Re: taxes You go'n get audit'd __________________ My Waxing Moon Humidor. My Habit former. Click here for the live chat. "My friend, talk to your God, not me" CJHalbrooks

01-16-2013, 03:00 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: taxes Speak the truth Rev. !

01-16-2013, 03:15 PM	#7
Bax C A P S...CAPS CAPS CAPS! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tim Location: Ringgold,GA Posts: 2,173 Trading: (70)	Re: taxes It's a good one.... sad, but good! __________________ I'm the most interesting man in the world... but only if you find stupid stuff really interesting.

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01-16-2013, 06:45 PM	#9
equetefue Liga Privada Hoarder Join Date: Jun 2012 First Name: Edwin Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 1,348 Trading: (17)	Re: taxes Hahaha

01-16-2013, 06:48 PM	#10
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01-17-2013, 03:22 PM	#13
zmancbr CERTIFIED THREAD KILLER!! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Zach Location: Color Red Posts: 1,692 Trading: (41)	Re: taxes LMFAO...I def like this one!