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RevSmoke

01-16-2013 01:57 PM

taxes

I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

iaMkcK

01-16-2013 01:58 PM

Re: taxes

You go'n get audit'd :r:r

big_jaygee

01-16-2013 02:00 PM

Re: taxes

Speak the truth Rev. ! :r :r

RevSmoke

01-16-2013 02:08 PM

Re: taxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by iaMkcK (Post 1782291)

You go'n get audit'd :r:r

I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

iaMkcK

01-16-2013 02:09 PM

Re: taxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1782296)

I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.

I know, haha. That's why I tossed the :r:r's in there :D

The Poet

01-16-2013 02:14 PM

Re: taxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by RevSmoke (Post 1782290)

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

Bax	01-16-2013 02:15 PM

Re: taxes

It's a good one.... sad, but good!

kelmac07

01-16-2013 03:49 PM

Re: taxes

:r :r :r

equetefue

01-16-2013 05:45 PM

Re: taxes

Hahaha

CigarNut

01-16-2013 05:48 PM

Re: taxes

:r :r

cmitch

01-16-2013 05:57 PM

Re: taxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Poet (Post 1782301)

Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.

I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

The Poet

01-17-2013 12:43 PM

Re: taxes

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch (Post 1782390)

I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.

Had you lived in Gulf Coast Mississippi instead of Northern Alabama during Katrina, you just might have gotten one. My uncle did . . . after a roofless 6-week delay.

zmancbr

01-17-2013 02:22 PM

Re: taxes

LMFAO...I def like this one!:D:banger

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