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Old 01-06-2013, 08:12 PM   #1
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:18 PM   #2
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:19 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:31 PM   #4
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:36 PM   #5
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Ibepokin... LOL

Well done Larry...
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Old 01-06-2013, 08:51 PM   #6
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Pepto Dixsmall?

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Old 01-06-2013, 08:55 PM   #7
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Pepto Dixsmall?


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Old 01-06-2013, 10:28 PM   #8
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Larry's on a roll!
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:29 PM   #9
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hahahahaha that's a good one Larry
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:34 PM   #10
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It seems our Florida Friend has risen to the occassion and told a good boner.
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