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Ogre 01-06-2013 07:12 PM

Generic Viagra
 
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin , Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

JenksAnejo 01-06-2013 07:18 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
Mycoxafloppin :r :r :r

kelmac07 01-06-2013 07:19 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
:r :r :r

big_jaygee 01-06-2013 07:31 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
:r Dixafix :r

Robulous78 01-06-2013 07:36 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
Ibepokin... LOL :lr :lr

Well done Larry... :tu

Bondo 287 01-06-2013 07:51 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
:r

Pepto Dixsmall?

http://www.does-the-product-work.com...fix-a-flat.jpg

Robulous78 01-06-2013 07:55 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bondo 287 (Post 1776986)


LOL :lr

CigarNut 01-06-2013 09:28 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
:r :r

Larry's on a roll!

deadrise 01-06-2013 09:29 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
hahahahaha that's a good one Larry

cmitch 01-06-2013 09:34 PM

Re: Generic Viagra
 
It seems our Florida Friend has risen to the occassion and told a good boner.:r

Rob_M 01-07-2013 12:48 AM

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:r:r:tu


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