Detroit

shark · 01-05-2013, 07:32 PM

On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ...

Doug was sitting on the
plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale,
hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Doug asked.

"I've
been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They've got lots of
shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime
rate."

Doug replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad
as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll
your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the
world."

The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you.
I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take
your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Doug. "I'm a
tail gunner on a Budweiser truck!"

CigarNut · 01-05-2013, 07:52 PM

kelmac07 · 01-05-2013, 08:22 PM

big_jaygee · 01-05-2013, 08:41 PM

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icehog3 · 01-05-2013, 09:13 PM

Y'all best just stay outta the D, ya feel me?

Ogre · 01-05-2013, 09:46 PM

Gophernut · 01-06-2013, 10:34 AM

That's fantastic!

01-05-2013, 07:32 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,584 Trading: (0)	Detroit On a flight getting ready to depart for Detroit ... Doug was sitting on the plane when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Doug asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate." Doug replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've been worried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?" said Doug. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck!" __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

01-05-2013, 07:52 PM	#2
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Detroit __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

01-05-2013, 08:22 PM	#3
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Detroit __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

01-05-2013, 08:41 PM	#4
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Detroit l l

01-05-2013, 09:13 PM	#5
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,440 Trading: (60)	Re: Detroit Y'all best just stay outta the D, ya feel me? __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!

01-05-2013, 09:46 PM	#6
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Detroit __________________

01-06-2013, 10:34 AM	#7
Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Detroit That's fantastic! __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson