Wal-Mart Greeter

shark · 12-21-2012, 07:01 PM

Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work!

Bushman · 12-21-2012, 07:05 PM

My sentiments exactly. That store scares me

big_jaygee · 12-21-2012, 07:11 PM

lol always loved that one

Ogre · 12-21-2012, 07:33 PM

Always a good one!!! This is how I feel about Walmart

joeobx · 12-21-2012, 07:49 PM

You know what Larry, if he had a cigar sticking out of his mouth..........just saying.

cmitch · 12-21-2012, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by joeobx

You know what Larry, if he had a cigar sticking out of his mouth..........just saying.

Oooooooooh!

CigarNut · 12-21-2012, 08:40 PM

hotreds · 12-21-2012, 08:42 PM

good answer!

iaMkcK · 12-21-2012, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by joeobx

You know what Larry, if he had a cigar sticking out of his mouth..........just saying.

Bwahaha, too brutal! :-D

kelmac07 · 12-22-2012, 09:10 AM

Taki · 12-22-2012, 09:46 AM

Ender · 12-22-2012, 09:53 AM

That's hilarious Ron.

12-21-2012, 07:01 PM	#1
shark Cigar Smokin' Patriot Join Date: Sep 2009 First Name: Ron Location: Michigan Posts: 3,587 Trading: (0)	Wal-Mart Greeter Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, I said, 'Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?' The mom answered, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?' I replied, 'I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work! __________________ Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery None but ourselves can free our minds

12-21-2012, 07:05 PM	#2
Bushman Just in from the Storm Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jeff Location: Michigan Posts: 7 Trading: (0)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter My sentiments exactly. That store scares me Last edited by Bushman; 12-21-2012 at 07:06 PM. Reason: spelling ugh!

12-21-2012, 07:11 PM	#3
big_jaygee I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Dec 2012 First Name: Jason Location: Houston Posts: 3,914 Trading: (59)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter lol always loved that one

12-21-2012, 07:33 PM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter Always a good one!!! This is how I feel about Walmart __________________

12-21-2012, 07:49 PM	#5
joeobx just playing in the storm Join Date: Oct 2009 First Name: Joe Location: Fredericksburg. VA VCM Country Posts: 1,117 Trading: (4)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter You know what Larry, if he had a cigar sticking out of his mouth..........just saying. __________________ it's all fun and games till the flying monkeys show up

12-21-2012, 08:40 PM	#7
CigarNut Fck Cancer! Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Michael Location: Clermont, Florida Posts: 18,042 Trading: (111*)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter __________________ Need Beads? Need Five Finger Bags? 2 of 3 Requirements for use of the CA Rolodex: 100 posts/ 60 day membership/ participation in trade (trader rating). New members can be added at any time.

12-21-2012, 08:42 PM	#8
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,665 Trading: (63)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter good answer! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

12-22-2012, 09:10 AM	#10
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

12-22-2012, 09:46 AM	#11
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter __________________

12-22-2012, 09:53 AM	#12
Ender Ok, maybe just one. Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andrew Location: Michigan Posts: 771 Trading: (1)	Re: Wal-Mart Greeter That's hilarious Ron. __________________ You can't talk your way out of problems you behave yourself into.