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Old 12-05-2012, 11:23 AM   #1
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.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


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Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.
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Old 12-05-2012, 02:46 PM   #2
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Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.
Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.
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Old 12-06-2012, 05:05 AM   #3
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Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.
Who's this Carrie Underwood guy?
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