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Old 11-29-2012, 03:04 PM   #1
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He has accomplished things most men can only dream of. I wish to one day be married to a stripper, and own alligators as pets. The weed and guns, not so much. Alligators? Yes.
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He has accomplished things most men can only dream of. I wish to one day be married to a stripper, and own alligators as pets. The weed and guns, not so much. Alligators? Yes.
We have quiet a few gators around here...but I'm not sure they'll fit in a one rate box
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We have quiet a few gators around here...but I'm not sure they'll fit in a one rate box
But would they fit in a stripper's suitcase?
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We have quiet a few gators around here...but I'm not sure they'll fit in a one rate box
Baby Alligator? :-D

Yeah, I'd probably get arrested. Alligator in the desert? No thanks.
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This guy must have played Grand Theft Auto
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