|
|
![]() |
#1 |
Proud USMC Dad
|
![]()
"Victor, Victoria"....a funny movie.
Here's an easy one, but a great quote: "I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."
__________________
"They that give up essential liberty to obtain temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Just a Traveling Man
|
![]()
"I have three rules which I live by: Never get less than 12 hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady with a tattoo of a dagger on her hand. Now you stick with that, and everything else is cream cheese."[/quote]
Teen Wolf. Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?
__________________
Live fast, hard, everyday like its your last. |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 | |
Admiral Douchebag
![]() |
![]() Quote:
"I have a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher".
__________________
Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 | |
Splitter of Hairs
![]() |
![]() Quote:
![]() "give a hand to my band: Sexual Chocolate"
__________________
Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
Admiral Douchebag
![]() |
![]()
Coming to America...another great one!
"Strike this m*****f***er out!!"
__________________
Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark! ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 | |
Splitter of Hairs
![]() |
![]() Quote:
"Who are you gonna vote for?? NONE OF THE ABOVE!" (question given to a crowd, and answer from the crowd)
__________________
Never try and teach a pig to sing. It frustrates you and irritates the pig. |
|
![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 | |
EMPEROR TOMPKINS
![]() |
![]() Quote:
"For a vegetarian, Rents, you're a f*ckin' evil shot!"
__________________
|
|
![]() |
![]() |