Ralph & Edna

kelmac07 · 10-05-2012, 07:39 AM

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the
hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam
to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head
Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic
act she immediately ordered her to be discharged
from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna,
I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged,
since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the
life of the person you love ... I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with
his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry,
but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry ... How soon can I go home?'

Brlesq · 10-05-2012, 07:43 AM

363 · 10-05-2012, 08:07 AM

Ogre · 10-05-2012, 08:23 AM

jimdandy · 10-05-2012, 08:41 AM

Poor Ralph!

G G · 10-05-2012, 08:44 AM

good un.

cmitch · 10-05-2012, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimdandy

Poor Ralph!

We're going to hve to come to terms with dis avatar thing . . .

smitty81 · 10-05-2012, 12:58 PM

Another good joke.

Steve · 10-05-2012, 02:05 PM

10-05-2012, 07:39 AM	#1
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Ralph & Edna Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love ... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry ... How soon can I go home?' __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-05-2012, 07:43 AM	#2
Brlesq Carpe cigar! Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Bruce Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,020 Trading: (17)	Re: Ralph & Edna __________________ Hey! How come "Habana" is written on here with a Sharpie ?!?

10-05-2012, 08:07 AM	#3
363 Infecting Via PM Join Date: May 2012 First Name: Brendon Location: Maryland Posts: 1,773 Trading: (35)	Re: Ralph & Edna __________________ Support our Troops "do NOT put pizza in your briar without letting it cool off Brendon" - Sterns

10-05-2012, 08:23 AM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Ralph & Edna __________________

10-05-2012, 08:41 AM	#5
jimdandy Eat, Sleep, Smoke! Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: John Location: Lubbock Posts: 64 Trading: (5)	Re: Ralph & Edna Poor Ralph! __________________ How many cigars constitutes enough??? The world may never know.

10-05-2012, 08:44 AM	#6
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,720 Trading: (10)	Re: Ralph & Edna good un.

10-05-2012, 12:58 PM	#8
smitty81 Have My Own Room Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 1,640 Trading: (10)	Re: Ralph & Edna Another good joke.

10-05-2012, 02:05 PM	#9
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Ralph & Edna __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide