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Old 09-30-2012, 06:48 PM   #1
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Default Anthrax Scare at MetLife Stadium !!

Sunday September 30, 2012; Posted: 9:41 a.m. EST (14:41 GMT)

EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. (AP) - New York Jets starting quarterback Mark Sanchez while on his way to the locker room after Sunday's disappointing 34 to 0 loss to rival San Francisco 49ers happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the field.

Head Coach Rex Ryan immediately contacted the FBI.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the Mark Sanchez was in fact………….the goal line.
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Old 09-30-2012, 06:54 PM   #2
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Ain't that the truth!!!
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Old 09-30-2012, 07:05 PM   #3
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Won't be long before them Jets fan start calling for Tebow.
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Won't be long before them Jets fan start calling for Tebow.
I read online that the chants started already!!!
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Old 09-30-2012, 07:11 PM   #5
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OUCH!!!!!!
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Old 09-30-2012, 07:19 PM   #6
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Good one!
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Old 09-30-2012, 07:21 PM   #7
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Just over one year to the day...
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showth...hlight=Anthrax


So chief, September 29th, 2013 is we can expect you to post this little gem again?
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LOL!!!
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Default Re: Anthrax Scare at MetLife Stadium !!

I love reading the snopes entry on this. Everyone knows it's a joke (well, some who post it frequently may not), so snopes uses the entry to tell more jokes

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/line.asp
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