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Old 08-27-2012, 11:31 AM   #1
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Police Officer Saves Life Of Off Duty Police Lieutenant...

An off-duty San Francisco Police Lieutenant narrowly escaped serious injury recently when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience. He mounted the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately began moving. As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the lieutenant began to slip sideways from the saddle. Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane he could not get a firm grip. He then threw his arms around the horse's neck, but continued to slide down the side of the horse. The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing his grip, the lieutenant attempted to leap away from the horse and throw himself to safety. His foot became entangled in the stirrup, and he was at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head and upper body repeatedly struck the ground. Moments away from unconsciousness and probable death, to his great fortune a Patrol Officer, already at Wal-Mart on a shoplifting call, saw him and quickly unplugged the horse!
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Old 08-27-2012, 11:50 AM   #2
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Thank god,the world needs more hero's like this
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:00 PM   #3
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:05 PM   #4
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:11 PM   #5
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Old 08-27-2012, 12:43 PM   #6
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Hahaha wth
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