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Old 06-26-2012, 09:20 AM   #1
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Hopefully the Mets wake up for tonights game. The Mets can't afford to lose to last place teams.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:55 AM   #2
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Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....
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Old 06-26-2012, 12:27 PM   #3
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Mets banter sux as long as they are not in last or near bottom....just sayin'....
Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so.
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Your boys were outta the cellar...for a day or so.
The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you?
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The question remains to be seen: Were they just keeping the spot warm for you?
Hush your mouth Thomas.
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Thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a Mets joke:

There were two men, one was a Mets fan and the other was a Phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the Mets fan and then the other night had sex with the Phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the Phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the Mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

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thomas is a wise man...or wise-a$$....either way it put me in the mood for a mets joke:

There were two men, one was a mets fan and the other was a phillies fan. These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend. Both men accepted the challenge. That night, the woman had sex with the mets fan and then the other night had sex with the phillies fan. The next day the woman chose the phillies fan to be her boyfriend. Shocked and outraged, the mets fan asked why she didn't choose him. She replied by saying, "you, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"
Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So a priest, a rabbi and a Mets fan walk into a bar........
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Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I agree Mac. That was almost as uncalled for from Keith as was your guy calling my Yanks chickens and whiners . . . just before he hit the DL.
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