Doctor joke

Ogre · 03-21-2012, 03:43 PM

The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

emopunker2004 · 03-21-2012, 03:44 PM

Bill86 · 03-21-2012, 03:47 PM

Skywalker · 03-21-2012, 06:15 PM

markem · 03-21-2012, 06:21 PM

happened to me...

03-22-2012, 02:04 AM

ohhh gross!

03-22-2012, 08:35 AM

Parshooter · 03-22-2012, 09:20 AM

But some of those sheep are just asking for it

kelmac07 · 03-22-2012, 12:20 PM

Ouch!!

Steve · 04-17-2012, 06:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by markem

happened to me...

cmitch · 04-17-2012, 09:48 AM

My coworker said the worst thing about breeding horses is jumping off the stool and running around to kiss them.

03-21-2012, 03:43 PM	#1
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Doctor joke The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go." But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard." __________________

03-21-2012, 03:44 PM	#2
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Doctor joke __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

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Bill86 Snob Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Bill Posts: 6,704 Trading: (67)	Re: Doctor joke __________________ I'm drunk......but I'll get drunker! - Doug Stanhope

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03-22-2012, 02:04 AM	#6
austin3trio Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Doctor joke ohhh gross!

03-22-2012, 08:35 AM	#7
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Parshooter I'm a friend of Gary S Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Marc Location: St Somewhere Posts: 835 Trading: (2)	Re: Doctor joke But some of those sheep are just asking for it __________________ I love chicks with FLBP.

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04-17-2012, 09:48 AM	#11
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: Doctor joke My coworker said the worst thing about breeding horses is jumping off the stool and running around to kiss them. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.