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Old 12-23-2008, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default A Husband is Down!

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart..
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in
their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks
the wife..
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife,
and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a
$20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and its half the price.'
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Old 12-23-2008, 04:46 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2008, 04:49 PM   #3
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Old 12-23-2008, 04:50 PM   #4
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Old 12-23-2008, 07:18 PM   #5
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Old 12-23-2008, 09:16 PM   #6
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Even made my wife chuckle.
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Old 12-24-2008, 07:41 AM   #7
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*****es be crazy yo.

Also, he should of tried to buy a good beer instead of Budweiser...
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:26 AM   #8
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As a follow up. The guy is recovering well, has been moved from the ICU, and is expected to have most of his memory intact.

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Old 12-25-2008, 07:54 AM   #9
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I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.
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I got belted last night for laughing at this joke. When they get old, they get cranky, especially after 28 years married to me.
Sorry about that.
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:17 PM   #11
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Old 01-05-2009, 02:47 PM   #13
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LOL!!!!!!!
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Doohhhhh...
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