My Wife Walked Out On Me Today !!

You guys crack me up

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know


Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches