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Admiral Douchebag
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Since we will lose an hour of sleep tonight, I will take an hour nap tomorrow at work.
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Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!
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In Vino Veritas
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Bilge Rat
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I work the night shift, so I'll work seven hours and get paid for eight.
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What excuse do you use the other 364 days a year?!?!?!?!?!
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Admiral Douchebag
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Old age.
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Admiral Douchebag
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I drink so much Patron to fight off the old age.
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