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Old 03-02-2012, 09:11 AM   #1
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Can you get those with suppressors? I'm stuck in Knoxville today, with only three semi-autos (two .380's and a .25), but all my peelers are 200 miles away in Sville!

As for the joke, I get the humor, not insulted. However, if they expect traffic circles to work at most places over here, they need to be the first to test them out! Can we say 100 car pile-ups!!! Can we have some of that stuff, but leave most of that stuff they call music over there?
We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.
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We have them around Boston and the rest of New England. They work pretty well as long as everybody knows what they're doing.
I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!
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I was thinking more in the south. I don't know that they would work too well with our tractors!!
They work well enough with ours.
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Old 03-02-2012, 09:34 AM   #4
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To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

Dear Sir/Madam,

That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



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To the citizens of Great Britain including Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II:

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That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



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Old 03-02-2012, 05:06 PM   #6
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That whole World War II thing. You're welcome.



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pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.
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pffft didnt need your help you just decided to join us we had Jack Churchill with him we could of taken over the world with his claymore alone.
I heard about him trying to band up with Paul Bunyon and his ox.
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