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Old 01-07-2009, 09:25 PM   #1
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Default Re: The complete guide to shop tools

WIRE WHEEL:
Cleans paint off bolts and then throws them somewhere under the workbench
with the speed of light. Also removes fingerprints and hard-earned calluses
from fingers in about the time it takes you to say, 'Oh sh -- '


Also sharpens the edges of flat-head screws just enough not to be noticed until you look at your fingers hours later and wonder "how the hell did that happen"!!

(Ask me how I know!!!)
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