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Old 02-08-2012, 02:09 PM   #1
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Marriage Counseling:

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling.

When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.

On and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.


Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3 times a week. Can you do this?'


'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish.'
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:24 PM   #2
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I am disappointed in you Steve, this one was actually funny!!!!!
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:03 PM   #3
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:10 PM   #4
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:11 PM   #5
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A classic, but still funny
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Old 02-08-2012, 05:15 PM   #7
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Old 02-08-2012, 06:05 PM   #8
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You are so thoughtful Steve
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