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Old 12-30-2011, 07:25 PM   #1
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Confidential & Humble

I am Habib. I am writing with utmost confidentiality and trust. I wish to hint you briefly of my biography. I am the chairman Assyria Liberation Party Campaign Council .

I write to seek your utmost assistance in receiving about $ 11 M Dollars in cash for me. After the just concluded presidential election 2010, I discovered that my office has over excess
remain funds.

My plead to you is to assist me receive the funds for private investment. I accept to offer you fair percentage 30% of the total money for safe keeping of the money until my office tenure is over.

The funds transfer process could be arranged in less than 7 working days upon reaching a working understanding with you. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this.

Please pardon my writing if in any way you pick offense. I await your immediate response indicating your interest ASAP.

I wait your sincere response.

Sincerely

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Old 12-30-2011, 07:33 PM   #2
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Default Re: How many cigars will this buy??!!

Do people still really fall for this stuff? Have never understood this type of scam. owell, still funny to read though.
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Old 12-30-2011, 07:48 PM   #3
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They must- otherwise these wouldn't be sent out! Sad to see folks- esp. older folks- lose their hard-earned $$ on these dregs of society!
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Old 12-30-2011, 07:51 PM   #4
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That's just F***ed up!
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Old 12-30-2011, 08:00 PM   #5
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It happens every day!!!! I agree, dont know why people fall for it.
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Old 12-30-2011, 08:10 PM   #6
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Habib?
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Old 12-30-2011, 08:11 PM   #7
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This week, I recieved an offer to be a mystery shopper and they would send me 1000.00 in a money order.

I was to deposit the check, keep 200, and Western Union the rest to the Phillipines and report on the service at Western Union.

Apparantly, lots of people are being taken by this scam, and thankfully I am skeptical by nature and did not fall for it.
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Old 12-30-2011, 09:42 PM   #8
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Habib?
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Habib?
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Nope it's Mr. Habib
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Old 12-31-2011, 07:29 AM   #12
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How could anyone fall for something like this??
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