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Old 12-19-2011, 08:02 AM   #1
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Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.

Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box,
he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.


'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands.
'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

' Vell,' replied Ole, 'I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.

'Could I see him?'

Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box
leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks...
flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole,
'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Ole answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat Da Genie is hart of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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Old 12-19-2011, 08:21 AM   #2
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Old 12-19-2011, 09:24 AM   #3
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An oldie but a goodie!!!!!
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Old 12-23-2011, 02:13 PM   #4
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Old 12-27-2011, 05:36 PM   #5
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Ahh, even better because I just saw a real 10" gimmick lighter at the gas station
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Old 12-28-2011, 09:30 AM   #6
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LOL
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