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Old 12-08-2011, 10:10 AM   #1
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Musical instrument + Reindeer = Organ Donner

Really quiet + Armed crusader = Silent Knight

Snow + Frankenstein = Snowball Fright

Reindeer + Cow = Sleigh Bulls

Rope + December 24th = The Knot Before Christmas

Christmas carols + A dozen flowers = The 12 daisies of Christmas

Christmas carol + Money = Jingle Bills

The 25th of December + A girl's name = A Christmas Carol

Telling Santa your wishes + Computer = Santa's Laptop

Snowfall + Chinese cooking = Shovel the wok
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:14 AM   #2
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These are clever!
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Old 12-08-2011, 10:22 AM   #4
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Good stuff
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Old 12-08-2011, 11:54 AM   #5
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Old 12-08-2011, 01:05 PM   #6
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Old 12-09-2011, 12:59 AM   #7
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Well there went 30 seconds of my life!!!!
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Old 12-09-2011, 08:02 AM   #8
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At least you still have your eyes Larry
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