New York Mets 2012 Banter

yachties23 · 12-08-2011, 11:19 AM

More or less Keith.

I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers..

After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years.

BigAsh · 12-15-2011, 12:21 PM

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

kelmac07 · 12-15-2011, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

yourchoice · 12-19-2011, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAsh

Some Met banter revival...

On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?"
Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac.

The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets."

The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?"

Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!"....

....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses

Except the Red Sox part!

12-08-2011, 11:19 AM	#1
yachties23 The Belly of the Beast Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Chris Location: New York City Posts: 568 Trading: (15)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter More or less Keith. I mean I've abandoned this team until the Wilpon family is forced to sell it.. I'm currently a free agent, and listening to offers.. After today I'm expecting the Angels to offer me 50 million over 4 years. __________________ Lover of the One and Only, New Castle Brown Ale

12-15-2011, 12:21 PM	#2
BigAsh Don't knock the Ash... Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Keith Location: Yardley, PA Posts: 5,057 Trading: (46)	Re: New York Mets 2012 Banter Some Met banter revival... On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class, "Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student knew that she loved the Mets, so they replied by raising their hands, except for one little boy, Mac. The teacher asked, "Who do you like, little boy?" Mac replied, "I'm a Phillies and Red Sox fan and I hate the Mets." The teacher asked why and Mac told her that his parents were Phillies/Red Sox fans, so he was too. The teacher said to the class, "So if Mac's parents were idiots, what would that make him?" Mac chimed in, "A Mets fan!!!".... ....I'll be here all season folks...don't forget to tip your bartenders and waitresses __________________ Keith