New Priest

GolfNut · 11-23-2011, 12:16 PM

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like, 'Yes, I see,' and 'Yes, go on,' and, 'I understand.'"

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No $hit... what happened next?

irratebass · 11-23-2011, 12:20 PM

LOL

hscmit · 11-23-2011, 01:17 PM

Ogre · 11-24-2011, 05:45 AM

11-24-2011, 06:47 AM

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Taki · 11-24-2011, 06:59 AM

Haha

kelmac07 · 11-24-2011, 08:23 AM

11-26-2011, 12:33 PM

11-23-2011, 12:16 PM	#1
GolfNut Back in the woodshop! Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Forrest Location: Living room Posts: 1,361 Trading: (38)	New Priest A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like, 'Yes, I see,' and 'Yes, go on,' and, 'I understand.'" The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No $hit... what happened next? __________________ www.wineadors.com

11-23-2011, 12:20 PM	#2
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Re: New Priest LOL __________________

11-23-2011, 01:17 PM	#3
hscmit Have My Own Room Join Date: Sep 2010 First Name: James Location: no where Posts: 2,200 Trading: (4)	Re: New Priest

11-24-2011, 05:45 AM	#4
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: New Priest __________________

11-24-2011, 06:47 AM	#5
Dr Voss Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Priest Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

11-24-2011, 06:59 AM	#6
Taki Welcome to the Layer Cake Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Taki Location: The Creek Posts: 2,271 Trading: (38)	Re: New Priest Haha __________________

11-24-2011, 08:23 AM	#7
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: New Priest __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-26-2011, 12:33 PM	#8
LigaPrivadaT84 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Priest