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Old 11-18-2011, 08:56 AM   #1
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Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.
Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:00 AM   #2
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Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?
Better take his shoelaces and belt from him, too.
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Old 11-18-2011, 09:02 AM   #3
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Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes?
151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste.

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


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Old 11-18-2011, 09:17 AM   #4
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151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste.

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


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Ah, 151.

Used to be on a bowling team where 151 and coke was our team drink.

Still sorry about the movie, Mike. You taking a man purse or anything to blend in?

And congrats on the anni!
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I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.
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I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.
This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave.
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