Larry said he was missing my jokes, so...

Steve · 11-07-2011, 06:44 PM

Good Pun is Its Own Reword

- A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

- Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

- A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

- Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

- Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

- When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

- What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!)

- A backward poet writes inverse.

- He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

- A plateau is a high form of flattery.

- The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.

- Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

- Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

- When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

- Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

- Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

- Acupuncture is a jab well done.

- Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

- The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of
himself.

- In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.

- A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

- Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor.

- When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

- The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

- A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.

- You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

- Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

- He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

- Every calendar's days are numbered.

- A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine.

- A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

emopunker2004 · 11-07-2011, 06:45 PM

Ogre · 11-07-2011, 06:48 PM

I can always get an ice pick and gouge my eyes out!!!!!

Drez · 11-07-2011, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

I can always get an ice pick and gouge my eyes out!!!!

I guess that's Larry way of saying thank you...........

Steve · 11-07-2011, 06:58 PM

You may want to wait at least until AFTER EPIC!

emopunker2004 · 11-07-2011, 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve

You may want to wait at least until AFTER EPIC!

Francis isn't going to EPIC

Steve · 11-07-2011, 07:19 PM

That was meant for Larry...Francis slipped in between us while I wasn't paying attention

emopunker2004 · 11-07-2011, 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by steve

That was meant for Larry...Francis slipped in between us while I wasn't paying attention

oooo ok

kelmac07 · 11-07-2011, 07:27 PM

Thanks Larry!!

Ogre · 11-07-2011, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelmac07

Thanks Larry!!

It was Andrew who brought up the jokes!!!! Not me!!!

11-11-2011, 12:42 PM

Really enjoyed these.

11-07-2011, 06:44 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... Good Pun is Its Own Reword - A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. - Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. - Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. - A hangover is the wrath of grapes. - Sea captains don't like crew cuts. - Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? - Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red. - When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. - A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired. - What's the definition of a will? (Come on, It's a dead giveaway!) - A backward poet writes inverse. - He had a photographic memory that was never developed. - A plateau is a high form of flattery. - The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. - Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. - Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. - When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. - Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. - Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. - Acupuncture is a jab well done. - Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat. - The poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself. - In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. - A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. - Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show you a flat minor. - When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. - The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. - A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart. - You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. - Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. - He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. - Every calendar's days are numbered. - A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine. - A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-07-2011, 06:45 PM	#2
emopunker2004 Central Fla rollin Join Date: Jan 2011 First Name: Justin Location: Winter Springs, FL Posts: 6,171 Trading: (46)	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... __________________ Cigar Asylum: Where all are equal, unless you are from CA, then you are more equal.

11-07-2011, 06:48 PM	#3
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... I can always get an ice pick and gouge my eyes out!!!!! __________________

11-07-2011, 06:58 PM	#5
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... You may want to wait at least until AFTER EPIC! __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-07-2011, 07:19 PM	#7
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... That was meant for Larry...Francis slipped in between us while I wasn't paying attention __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

11-07-2011, 07:27 PM	#9
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... Thanks Larry!! __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

11-11-2011, 12:42 PM	#11
LigaPrivadaT84 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Larry said he was missing my jokes, so... Really enjoyed these.