Well my wife uttered those fatal words - Page 2

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRonS

gotta buy her a coach purse every now and then...

9 cigar boxes for you and 1 coach purse for her..
before you know it, she has like 12 purses, and you have 3-4 coolers full.. But she cant say anything!

Life is all balance.. lol

Coach purses will get you out of alot of jams!

hotreds · 10-04-2011, 07:47 AM

Just a flesh wound, brother!

IBQTEE1 · 10-04-2011, 07:55 AM

This is why I don't have a wife!!

NeuRon · 10-04-2011, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by IBQTEE1

This is why I don't have a wife!!

your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes

sometimes

pektel · 10-04-2011, 08:10 AM

1) Take testicles back from wife. They are probably in her closet with all the shoes and other extraneous, unjustifiable purchases she has made.

2) Order more cigars.

pektel · 10-04-2011, 08:11 AM

^for clarification, that was sarcasm.

kelmac07 · 10-04-2011, 08:20 AM

Mickey...Kellie asks me the same thing everytime a new package arrives.

Skywalker · 10-04-2011, 08:30 AM

No worries!

Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!"

maninblack · 10-04-2011, 08:32 AM

My wife gave up a couple years ago. She knew it fell on deaf ears. Good luck with yours Mickey!

neoflex · 10-04-2011, 08:34 AM

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible.

Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.

Skywalker · 10-04-2011, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by neoflex

The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible.

Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage.

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

It also helps if you attribute packages to Bombs!!! Just say, "Those guys!!!" when a package arrives!

That's what I do now

She says whats that? I say look how insane these guys are!

(Then she says I don't believe you and I say whats for dinner?)(J/K)

Ogre · 10-04-2011, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRonS

your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes

sometimes

No Ron, they are talking about WIVES!!!!!!

10-04-2011, 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by garryyjr

I read this.. and thought... Humm.. Lets see his post when she 'finds' the purchase.. If he can make a post after that.

If you only knew the stuff I get away with. But then, she's bad about online purchases as well, and I've been buying her stuff all the time.

But she truly has no idea how much "stuff" I have.

Sonic04GT · 10-04-2011, 10:13 AM

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

shilala · 10-04-2011, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by forgop

I think your wife must be the only one saying that. I don't think anyone else has heard anything like that.

I don't get any gaff whatsoever.
This reminds me of a McDonald's commercial that's been on football. The woman says "Margie's boyfriend says Sunday is only for watching football? What do you think?"
Then the little guy thinks and shivers and pees a little and says "He's a jerk."
That's sad. Very sad. On about a thousand nutless levels.
Granted, Liberty works both ways. My actions can't deny the Liberty of my wife and children.
I married well. My wife watches football with me constantly and makes sure our schedule works around it.
While I was typing she spun around and asked when I wanted to go to Florida to go diving.
I rest my case.

icehog3 · 10-04-2011, 10:29 AM

I had a wife once. For me, it was overrated.

Blak Smyth · 10-04-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonic04GT

My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

haha my wife thinks the same thing about me!

She has been very accepting about it though, she just doesn't like me spending money when we don't have it.

357 · 10-04-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BigRonS

your missing out!!!

they do your laundry, clean the house, cook dinner... come in handy sometimes

sometimes

Will you tell my wife that?

j/k, she does all that and more

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Originally Posted by Skywalker

No worries!

Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!"

This is very true. It doesn't take long for a married man to develop what is known as "selective hearing". Your mind will turn any unwanted noise, children screaming, wife's complaining, broken appliances, etc, into white noise that you don't even process anymore. I'm convinced it's a self-defense mechanism built into the male brain to keep us from losing our minds.

Stephen · 10-04-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by irratebass

"When is this all going to stop, when are you going to have enough?" referring to my cigars.......sigh......

...And so I told her, "If you'd spend half as much time sticking your nose in a cookbook as you do my business, maybe I could get an edible meal around here."

THAT's how the story is supposed to end.

10-04-2011, 07:47 AM	#22
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,670 Trading: (63)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words Just a flesh wound, brother! __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

10-04-2011, 07:55 AM	#23
IBQTEE1 Crazy K Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Kristin Location: Here and there Posts: 2,563 Trading: (6)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words This is why I don't have a wife!! __________________ It's a Good Day to Smoke a Cigar!!!

10-04-2011, 08:10 AM	#25
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words 1) Take testicles back from wife. They are probably in her closet with all the shoes and other extraneous, unjustifiable purchases she has made. 2) Order more cigars. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

10-04-2011, 08:11 AM	#26
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words ^for clarification, that was sarcasm. __________________ The problem is not the problem. The problem is your ATTITUDE about the problem.

10-04-2011, 08:20 AM	#27
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words Mickey...Kellie asks me the same thing everytime a new package arrives. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

10-04-2011, 08:30 AM	#28
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words No worries! Eventually, It just sounds like "Bla bla bla bla bla!" __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

10-04-2011, 08:32 AM	#29
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words My wife gave up a couple years ago. She knew it fell on deaf ears. Good luck with yours Mickey! __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

10-04-2011, 08:34 AM	#30
neoflex I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Nov 2008 First Name: John Location: Monroe, NC Posts: 2,765 Trading: (32)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words The key is too mask the true amount of what you purchase so it does not look as bad as it really is and although it sounds dishonest it keeps the comments and the bickering down to a minimum. You have to eliminate as much of the paper trail as possible. Ways to do this is to either have a separate credit card with paperless billing or a reloadbale credit card or do more splits with guys so you can send funds via PooPal or Money Order for your end. You know, that's what I've heard on how to be a sneaky cigar buying bastage. __________________

10-04-2011, 10:13 AM	#35
Sonic04GT Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2011 First Name: Chris Location: South Florida Posts: 643 Trading: (0)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words My girlfriend calls me an old man because I smoke cigars. I'm 24.

10-04-2011, 10:29 AM	#37
icehog3 Admiral Douchebag Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Tom Location: Clermont, Kentucky Posts: 71,650 Trading: (60)	Re: Well my wife uttered those fatal words I had a wife once. For me, it was overrated. __________________ Thanks Dave, Julian, James, Kelly, Peter, Gerry, Dave, Mo, Frank, Týr and Mr. Mark!