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|  09-24-2011, 07:50 PM | #21 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			I wondered when and who would be the first with that   But hey, I figure little hands, big gun!   
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|  09-24-2011, 07:52 PM | #22 | |
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|  09-24-2011, 07:53 PM | #23 | 
| Dad Jokester Supreme |  Re: Daddy needs some help!!   
				__________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide | 
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|  09-24-2011, 07:56 PM | #24 | 
| Snob |  Re: Daddy needs some help!!   I have a .22 walther he can borrow   
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|  09-24-2011, 08:52 PM | #25 | 
| Two sheets to the wind! |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			Wow... Have a drink and relax. That's what I'll do when my little girl grows up. She's only 6 but growing sooooo fast.
		 
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|  09-24-2011, 09:10 PM | #26 | |
| Have My Own Room |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! Quote: 
 
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|  09-24-2011, 09:38 PM | #27 | 
| The Lady is Here   |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			I just taught my daughter that Mom is smarter than she is, and she cant lie to me. I also turned on the GPS on her phone. Only had to use it once. The best thing I did was set the ground rule That I will always tell her what I think of her latest boyfriend. It worked, she is now 22 and dating a guy that both her dad and I think is OK. She is also a great kid with great direction in her life. (keeping fingers crossed)  Shot gun is a good thing to have on hand for the teenage years though. | 
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|  09-24-2011, 09:41 PM | #28 | |
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|  09-24-2011, 10:39 PM | #29 | 
| Admiral Douchebag   |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			You wouldn't have become a damned lawyer, that's for gosh-danged sure!    
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|  09-24-2011, 11:11 PM | #30 | 
| Feeling up at Home |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			I told my wife that the boy that picks up my daughters will have to come in, sit down, and clean the blood off of my shotgun. I will then explain that said blood is the last boy my daughter dated.
		 
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|  09-25-2011, 12:24 AM | #31 | |
| In Vino Veritas   |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! Quote: 
  I love that scene.  Im going to reenact that scene when my 2yo daughter is that age.   
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|  09-25-2011, 12:30 AM | #32 | 
| Have My Own Room |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! 
			
			Just like they say... with a boy you only have one dick to worry about, with a girl you have to worry about all the dicks!?!  I have a 3 year old girl with another baby on the way which will probably be a girl knowing my luck.  So I feel your pain...
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|  09-25-2011, 08:02 AM | #33 | |
| S.O.B.   |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! Quote: 
  Told my oldest's first boy friend something similar... I got a shovel and a backyard to bury evidence....    
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|  09-25-2011, 08:12 PM | #34 | |
| F*ck Cancer!   |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! Quote: 
 It's a balance and your kids get the wrong message if you simply keep track of their every move and pry into their every relationship. Everyone needs a little privacy... 
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|  09-25-2011, 08:41 PM | #35 | |
| Have My Own Room |  Re: Daddy needs some help!! Quote: 
 
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