Chain of command

Col. Kurtz · 09-23-2011, 09:58 PM

Question: Is Sex Work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.
He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work.
A Captain said it was 50%-50%.
A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.
The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them."

billybarue · 09-23-2011, 10:12 PM

Buwahaa -- LOL

One day at an early morning Instructor Pilot briefing when I was a youngster, the squadron commander shows up. Brief at 0430 mind you. I was a flight commander and my guys were a bunch of cut ups. I loved them and they were a bunch of good pilots so I kind of let them get away with murder. Sure as chit one of the new young IPs was late. He blows past the SQ CC at 0440, doesn't even see him, boots untied and patches all screwed up. Ops Officer (giving the brief) had to do something with SQ CC in the room so he tells the young capt to stand up and tell him, and all his colleagues, why he decided he could be 10 minutes late for the brief.

Without missing a beat the young Captain says; "Major, you ever tried to get a 120 lb woman off you when she is trying hard to get pregnant." I spit my coffee all over the scheduling board. The capt got a little "shut in" with the Ops Officer and Commander

Ogre · 09-23-2011, 10:14 PM

Funny, funny, funny

Col. Kurtz · 09-23-2011, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybarue

Buwahaa -- LOL

One day at an early morning Instructor Pilot briefing when I was a youngster, the squadron commander shows up. Brief at 0430 mind you. I was a flight commander and my guys were a bunch of cut ups. I loved them and they were a bunch of good pilots so I kind of let them get away with murder. Sure as chit one of the new young IPs was late. He blows past the SQ CC at 0440, doesn't even see him, boots untied and patches all screwed up. Ops Officer (giving the brief) had to do something with SQ CC in the room so he tells the young capt to stand up and tell him, and all his colleagues, why he decided he could be 10 minutes late for the brief.

Without missing a beat the young Captain says; "Major, you ever tried to get a 120 lb woman off you when she is trying hard to get pregnant." I spit my coffee all over the scheduling board. The capt got a little "shut in" with the Ops Officer and Commander

That's funnier than the joke, Mods, can you delete mine and replace it with this? ^^^^

kelmac07 · 09-23-2011, 10:17 PM

Drez · 09-23-2011, 10:22 PM

irratebass · 09-23-2011, 10:26 PM

for both

Moose6026 · 09-23-2011, 10:28 PM

Both are awsome

09-23-2011, 09:58 PM	#1
Col. Kurtz Have My Own Room Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Jerry Location: South Appleton Posts: 1,839 Trading: (26)	Chain of command Question: Is Sex Work? A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" A Major chimed in with 75%-25% in favor of work. A Captain said it was 50%-50%. A lieutenant responded with 25%-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion? Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure. The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why? "Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." __________________ Artillery Lends Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be a Vulgar Brawl

09-23-2011, 10:12 PM	#2
billybarue Still Watching My Back Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 226 Trading: (5)	Re: Chain of command Buwahaa -- LOL One day at an early morning Instructor Pilot briefing when I was a youngster, the squadron commander shows up. Brief at 0430 mind you. I was a flight commander and my guys were a bunch of cut ups. I loved them and they were a bunch of good pilots so I kind of let them get away with murder. Sure as chit one of the new young IPs was late. He blows past the SQ CC at 0440, doesn't even see him, boots untied and patches all screwed up. Ops Officer (giving the brief) had to do something with SQ CC in the room so he tells the young capt to stand up and tell him, and all his colleagues, why he decided he could be 10 minutes late for the brief. Without missing a beat the young Captain says; "Major, you ever tried to get a 120 lb woman off you when she is trying hard to get pregnant." I spit my coffee all over the scheduling board. The capt got a little "shut in" with the Ops Officer and Commander __________________ "A Nation that makes a great distinction between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools." --- Thucydides

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