Gun Permit

irratebass · 08-30-2011, 06:04 AM

True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

WittyUserName · 08-30-2011, 06:07 AM

HAHA, that is good.

CigarSquid · 08-30-2011, 06:31 AM

I like that one.

Skywalker · 08-30-2011, 08:24 AM

Repeated joke... But still funny!!!

Moose6026 · 09-08-2011, 05:47 PM

That's awsome

Barcode · 09-08-2011, 05:53 PM

I Love that one

Fordman4ever · 09-08-2011, 05:55 PM

Always makes me laugh

HollywoodQue · 09-08-2011, 06:09 PM

Newbie_nick · 09-08-2011, 06:14 PM

I told granny not to speed!

longknocker · 09-08-2011, 06:42 PM

Tbagley · 09-12-2011, 08:06 AM

God bless her heart!

Tbagley · 09-12-2011, 08:08 AM

If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.

kugie · 09-12-2011, 09:17 AM

Love it.

Drez · 09-12-2011, 09:27 AM

Steve · 09-12-2011, 09:57 AM

A classic

Hot Stuff x · 09-13-2011, 06:33 AM

Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.

Aporschaguy · 09-13-2011, 06:45 PM

Nice....!

08-30-2011, 06:04 AM	#1
irratebass EMPEROR TOMPKINS Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Mickey Location: Mooresville, Indiana Posts: 8,313 Trading: (48)	Gun Permit True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer: I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time. She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of. She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!" __________________

08-30-2011, 06:07 AM	#2
WittyUserName WOOOHOOO Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Virginia Posts: 1,455 Trading: (15)	Re: Gun Permit HAHA, that is good.

08-30-2011, 06:31 AM	#3
CigarSquid AKA Garryyjr Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Garry Location: Medford, OR - Cigar Zombie Posts: 3,213 Trading: (39)	Re: Gun Permit I like that one.

08-30-2011, 08:24 AM	#4
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: Gun Permit Repeated joke... But still funny!!! __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

09-08-2011, 05:47 PM	#5
Moose6026 Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Aug 2011 First Name: Dan Location: In a house Posts: 358 Trading: (1)	Re: Gun Permit That's awsome __________________ Life is hard, but it's harder when you're stupid. - John Wayne

09-08-2011, 05:53 PM	#6
Barcode Adjusting to the Life Join Date: May 2010 First Name: Tom Location: Everett, WA Posts: 477 Trading: (16)	Re: Gun Permit I Love that one

09-08-2011, 05:55 PM	#7
Fordman4ever Redneck driving a ricer!! Join Date: Dec 2010 First Name: Earl Location: A place too cold to smoke outside Posts: 2,508 Trading: (26)	Re: Gun Permit Always makes me laugh

09-08-2011, 06:09 PM	#8
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,125 Trading: (46)	Re: Gun Permit

09-08-2011, 06:14 PM	#9
Newbie_nick Adjusting to the Life Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Nick Location: Findlay, OH Posts: 418 Trading: (13)	Re: Gun Permit I told granny not to speed!

09-08-2011, 06:42 PM	#10
longknocker Postwhore Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Mobile, Alabama Posts: 11,259 Trading: (82)	Re: Gun Permit

09-12-2011, 08:06 AM	#11
Tbagley Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: Tom Location: South FL Posts: 116 Trading: (0)	Re: Gun Permit God bless her heart!

09-12-2011, 08:08 AM	#12
Tbagley Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2011 First Name: Tom Location: South FL Posts: 116 Trading: (0)	Re: Gun Permit If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.

09-12-2011, 09:17 AM	#13
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	Re: Gun Permit Love it. __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

09-12-2011, 09:27 AM	#14
Drez The Warden Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Frank Location: Miami, FL Posts: 3,768 Trading: (35)	Re: Gun Permit __________________ They aren't going to multiply....burn that b!tch!

09-12-2011, 09:57 AM	#15
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Re: Gun Permit A classic __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

09-13-2011, 06:33 AM	#16
Hot Stuff x FNG Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: Les Location: Seoul, Korea Posts: 89 Trading: (4)	Re: Gun Permit Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.

09-13-2011, 06:45 PM	#17
Aporschaguy Two sheets to the wind! Join Date: Jul 2011 First Name: Adam Location: Great white north Posts: 218 Trading: (0)	Re: Gun Permit Nice....! __________________ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."