Bubbleheads...

08-23-2011, 08:58 PM

An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

if there are any bubbleheads here...

Ogre · 08-23-2011, 09:11 PM

kelmac07 · 08-23-2011, 09:57 PM

WittyUserName · 08-24-2011, 06:22 AM

BAHAHAHAHA, I am using this today!! thanks.

Subvet642 · 08-24-2011, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

An old joke from the Navy days.

Why do submariners use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

if there are any bubbleheads here...

We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do.

Ogre · 08-24-2011, 11:48 AM

Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

Devanmc · 08-24-2011, 12:14 PM

exert from a EOD cadence from training, we were later punished and banner from it...

"...there are no EOD in the navy, yes there are
there are no EOD in the navy, cuz their all on ****ing boats and they're probly ****in goats
there are no EOD in the navy....

there are no EOD in the marine corp, yes there are
there are no EOD in the marine corp, cuz they're on the navy's boats and they are ****in goats..."

it goes on to make fun of everyone else but we are talking navy here.

Subvet642 · 08-24-2011, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

So... do you guys know any funny jokes?

Drez · 08-24-2011, 12:29 PM

Subvet642 · 08-24-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Drez

688sonarmen · 08-24-2011, 12:51 PM

Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.

Subvet642 · 08-24-2011, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 688sonarmen

Some ships are designed to sink… others require our assistance.

Which we are more than happy to provide...

Skywalker · 08-24-2011, 02:20 PM

Bad stuff here... but I laughed!!!

Ogre · 08-24-2011, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642

So... do you guys know any funny jokes?

Q: How Many Navy Guys Does It Take To Screw-in A Lightbulb

A: 2 But I Dont Know How They Got In Their

08-24-2011, 08:28 PM

Skimmer: "Have you ever been down on a submarine?"
Bubblehead: "Yes, of course!"
Skimmer: "How did you get that big thing in your mouth?"

08-24-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Subvet642

We don't use powdered soap. We also don't take long, hot, leisurely group showers like skimmer-pukes do.

On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?

688sonarmen · 08-24-2011, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Hippiebrian

On the surface, we all have our own racks. We don't share. Why do they call it "hot racking"?

Don't know, you tell me

Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it

08-24-2011, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 688sonarmen

Don't know, you tell me
Hey skimmer quick, 1+1?

Hey skimmer, don't worry about that fire just roll over someone else will get it

Hey skimmer, nice warfare pin where did that idea come from

Hey skimmer, I'm sorry the ships store is out of soda, no mail came today, and the internet is down? Life is hard, you can make a country song about it

Yup, life was tough on the surface!

cmitch · 08-24-2011, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ogre

Another old one:

What do you get when you put 100 seamen in a submarine for 6 months???

50 couples!!!

Sorry guys, had to do it!!!

I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.

TBone · 08-24-2011, 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cmitch

I thought you was going to say 'sperm bank'.

That too.

08-23-2011, 08:58 PM	#1
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Bubbleheads... An old joke from the Navy days. Why do submariners use powdered soap? It takes longer to pick up. if there are any bubbleheads here...

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08-24-2011, 11:48 AM	#6
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08-24-2011, 08:28 PM	#15
Hippiebrian Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Bubbleheads... Skimmer: "Have you ever been down on a submarine?" Bubblehead: "Yes, of course!" Skimmer: "How did you get that big thing in your mouth?"