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Old 12-19-2008, 08:34 PM   #1
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Talking your role model

Wow, I can't believe this turned out so true!



This is really right on the mark....WHO IS YOUR ROLE MODEL???


Try it without looking at answers

1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator....)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number....

5) Add the digits together

Now Scroll down ..............
























Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Hillary Clinton


2. Nelson Mandela


5. Bill Gates


6. Gandhi


7. Brad Pitt


8. Hitler



9. Perry Palm



10. Barack Obama

I know....I just have that effect on people....one day you too can be like me.... :-) Believe it!

Ps. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!!!!!

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Old 12-22-2008, 06:29 PM   #2
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and back at you buddy.
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:31 PM   #3
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Is that anyway to treat your idol?
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:40 PM   #4
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wow,,,I had no idea that she would be my role model,,,the skank!!
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:42 PM   #5
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im neither
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Old 12-22-2008, 08:53 PM   #6
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Is that anyway to treat your idol?
Your right. I'm so sorry. It should be more like this
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Old 12-22-2008, 09:01 PM   #8
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Mine came up as "Hitler with Brad Pitt's abs". What that mean, what that mean?
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you can't do simple math Mark
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Perry's Palm is my idol?????
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Tony, how many people get to herf with there idols?
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Johnny Cash.
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I didn't need such a mathematical approach to know you are my hero Perry.
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I didn't need such a mathematical approach to know you are my hero Perry.
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