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Old 06-07-2011, 12:44 AM   #1
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I call this one "Ode to Tam." He was a BABOTL from a fews years back who seems to have disappeared. He had read on the Internet it was a good idea to smoke in the shower.

I actually find this funny cause i like smoking a cigar while i take a dump at night and usually i take a shower after taking a dump before going to bed. When im done taking a dump, i put my cigar near the shower where it wont get wet but i can still reach it then take a shower and take a puff every now and then while taking a shower. And i agree, its nice......
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Old 06-07-2011, 11:39 AM   #2
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I actually find this funny cause i like smoking a cigar while i take a dump at night and usually i take a shower after taking a dump before going to bed. When im done taking a dump, i put my cigar near the shower where it wont get wet but i can still reach it then take a shower and take a puff every now and then while taking a shower. And i agree, its nice......
Doesn't the steam from the shower raise the relative humidty?


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Old 06-07-2011, 12:50 PM   #3
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I don't know guys but I think I'm ready to quit my day job get a studio apt in NYC, and who knows maybe cut my ear off.
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:39 PM   #4
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:41 PM   #5
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Old 06-10-2011, 12:51 PM   #7
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I will post a poll for suggestions. I will mine the poll for email addresses of interested parties as well. Would you like to buy some Viagra? Russian Mail Order Bride? Pickled IceHog3 feet? How about a nice relaxing GUARANTEED way to make money while smoking in the shower?
But wait, there's more!
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I absolutely love what you've done there. The way the sea is juxtaposed over an azure plain while, obviously, a unicorn has flown over the sceene and crapped out confetti. Brilliant, truly.

I do think your asking price is too low. Surely all the rich B&M owners would pay double for a signed copy.
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I call it "Love and confusion over Chitty old cigars"
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Old 06-10-2011, 01:17 PM   #11
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I love it! I have some vintage, HTF sticks that I will trade you for a print. We just have to come to agreement on the sticks and I will bag up the ashes and send them to you
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Old 06-11-2011, 09:49 AM   #12
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Old 06-11-2011, 11:24 AM   #13
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Im confused. Wouldnt they all be prints.......
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No but the steaming pile in the toilet does!
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