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05-20-2011, 03:14 PM | #1 |
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Spelling Bee
The teacher asked the little girl to spell water.
The girl answered, "HIJKLMNO." The teacher asked, "Are you sure that is how to spell water?" She answered, "Sure! It's H to O!"
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05-20-2011, 04:53 PM | #4 |
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05-20-2011, 07:00 PM | #8 |
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05-20-2011, 07:39 PM | #10 |
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05-20-2011, 07:59 PM | #11 |
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There is a kid that learns his ABC’s. He asked the teacher to go to the bathroom, but the teacher made him say the alphabet in front of the class. He sais a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z The teacher said That was great, but where is the P?
The student said the Pee is running down my legs
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05-26-2011, 04:12 PM | #14 |
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