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05-25-2011, 09:35 AM | #1 |
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An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud...
This is an exerpt from a toilet book called Final Exits by Michael Largo, so take it for what it's worth.
I'll shorten it up a bit because I can't type. A North Carolina man, a self-proclaimed smart guy who made money finding loopholes, bought a $15,000 box of vintage cigars. He took out an insurance policy, just like he did for other valuables, protecting them against hazards, including fire. Once he finished smoking the last of his 24 cigars, he filed an insurance claim stating that the cigars had been "consumed by fire". The insurance company took him to court and lost on the grounds that they did not specify the exact nature of fire they included or excluded. The man skipped off to the bank with the check, and once cashed, he was arrested, charged, and convicted of 24 counts of arson - one for each cigar. Unable to find a loophole, he was sent to prison for two years, where he met his demise in an argument over a pack of matches. There ya go. I suspect it's simply urban legend, but it raises some interesting discussable points.
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05-25-2011, 09:37 AM | #2 |
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Re: An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud..
http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp
Dunno what interesting discussion points there are in that one.
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05-25-2011, 09:41 AM | #4 |
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Re: An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud..
BRAD PAISLEY LYRICS
"The Cigar Song" Well I'm a sucker for fine Cuban cigars The problem is I can't afford 'em But last year I went and got myself a whole box And just to be safe I insured 'em [Chorus] I took out a policy against fire and theft And then I hurried home With a fifty-cent lighter I sat on my back steps And I smoked 'em one by one Two weeks later I went to see that insurance man And I handed in my claim With a straight face I told him that through a series of small fires They'd all gone up in flames [2nd Chorus] They reviewed my case and they had no choice But to pay me for what I'd done And I took that check and bought a whole new box And I smoked 'em one by one Two weeks later this detective shows up Tells me that company's pressin' charges One speedy trial later they locked me up On twenty-four separate counts of arson [3rd Chorus] And now I sit and I stare at a blank brick wall Lookin' back on what I've done To pass the time I've got some ten-cent cigars And I smoke 'em one by one Yeah, I smoke 'em one by one |
05-25-2011, 10:02 AM | #5 | |
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Re: An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud..
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See? Big fun, yo? ...and How the hell could someone not know about this? etc.
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05-25-2011, 10:57 AM | #7 |
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Re: An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud..
true story or not its still funny and entertaining.
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05-25-2011, 12:18 PM | #9 |
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Re: An interesting story about burning up cigars and insurance fraud..
See? I thought so, too.
Being as I never heard about it, it makes me wonder what other kind of secrets these guys are keeping from me.
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