My wife is missing

cmitch · 05-21-2011, 09:32 AM

She was in the kitchen a few minutes ago, putting up dishes and loading the dishwasher. Does this mean she was raptured?

kelmac07 · 05-21-2011, 09:43 AM

Either that or she's out shopping...spending your money Clayton.

Skywalker · 05-21-2011, 09:48 AM

Remo · 05-21-2011, 09:51 AM

Stick with that story during the police interogation Clayton

justonemorestick · 05-21-2011, 05:22 PM

You are worried why? Come on hand over the man card you just lost a corner.

Stephen · 05-21-2011, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

She was in the kitchen a few minutes ago, putting up dishes and loading the dishwasher. Does this mean she was raptured?

Well...

Bill86 · 05-21-2011, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justonemorestick

You are worried why? Come on hand over the man card you just lost a corner.

mike · 05-21-2011, 06:27 PM

Find her yet? dont look to hard.... lol

Starscream · 05-21-2011, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justonemorestick

You are worried why? Come on hand over the man card you just lost a corner.

I think he's more worried about who's gonna cook supper.

(No offense, ladies. It was a man joke.

)

Ogre · 05-21-2011, 06:43 PM

You left the door open and she was able to escape!!!!

justonemorestick · 05-21-2011, 06:52 PM

you mean you let her out of the handcuffs?

SvilleKid · 05-21-2011, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justonemorestick

You are worried why? Come on hand over the man card you just lost a corner.

A line that probably won't be understood, unless one has had a "whittling" or a Totin'" Chip!! Definitely funny!!

Ogre · 05-21-2011, 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SvilleKid

A line that probably won't be understood, unless one has had a "whittling" or a Totin'" Chip!! Definitely funny!!

I understood it!!!

longknocker · 05-21-2011, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stephen

Well...

Awesome!

mfarre03 · 05-21-2011, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmitch

She was in the kitchen a few minutes ago, putting up dishes and loading the dishwasher. Does this mean she was raptured?

Either that or posessed...lol Your wife does that stuff?? I don't understand, hmmm

They do that? Mine says no wife does that stuff, so weird.

cmitch · 05-22-2011, 07:09 AM

I just now got around to looking for her. Thankfully I found her because I was NOT going to drain our pond to look for her. It turns out she's a sinner just like the rest of us and was left behind.

maninblack · 05-22-2011, 07:12 AM

Mine took off with that Hale Bopp comet group the last go around. Haven't missed her yet.

mfarre03 · 05-22-2011, 07:44 AM

I doubt if we'll know anyone who got taken, don't think I've ever seen anyone that pure, lol

05-21-2011, 09:32 AM	#1
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	My wife is missing She was in the kitchen a few minutes ago, putting up dishes and loading the dishwasher. Does this mean she was raptured? __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

05-21-2011, 09:43 AM	#2
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: My wife is missing Either that or she's out shopping...spending your money Clayton. __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-21-2011, 09:48 AM	#3
Skywalker BABOTL Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Dice Location: Galaxy Far Far Away Posts: 10,168 Trading: (18)	Re: My wife is missing __________________ Smoke what you like!!!

05-21-2011, 09:51 AM	#4
Remo C.I.A Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Palm Harbor, Florida Posts: 12,597 Trading: (122)	Re: My wife is missing Stick with that story during the police interogation Clayton __________________

05-21-2011, 05:22 PM	#5
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: My wife is missing You are worried why? Come on hand over the man card you just lost a corner. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

05-21-2011, 06:27 PM	#8
mike Padron Lover Join Date: Jan 2009 First Name: mike Location: Granville Ohio Posts: 123 Trading: (17)	Re: My wife is missing Find her yet? dont look to hard.... lol

05-21-2011, 06:43 PM	#10
Ogre **CENSORED** Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Larry Location: Central Florida Posts: 12,068 Trading: (46)	Re: My wife is missing You left the door open and she was able to escape!!!! __________________

05-21-2011, 06:52 PM	#11
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: My wife is missing you mean you let her out of the handcuffs? __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

05-22-2011, 07:09 AM	#16
cmitch Heads up get down Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Clayton Location: NW Alabama by the river Posts: 2,720 Trading: (25)	Re: My wife is missing I just now got around to looking for her. Thankfully I found her because I was NOT going to drain our pond to look for her. It turns out she's a sinner just like the rest of us and was left behind. __________________ No matter what one's status is in society, cigars are the great equalizer where the affluent and common share a love for the leaf. - Me.

05-22-2011, 07:12 AM	#17
maninblack Will smoke for food Join Date: Jan 2010 First Name: Kevin Location: Where the hoot owls f$ck the chickens Posts: 10,637 Trading: (80)	Re: My wife is missing Mine took off with that Hale Bopp comet group the last go around. Haven't missed her yet. __________________ Proud member of the GMCGTPWHAFA

05-22-2011, 07:44 AM	#18
mfarre03 Never pet a burning dog.. Join Date: Apr 2011 First Name: Mike Location: Lockport, NY Posts: 280 Trading: (3)	Re: My wife is missing I doubt if we'll know anyone who got taken, don't think I've ever seen anyone that pure, lol