Help and advice on a delicate matter please

pektel · 05-10-2011, 10:20 PM

Hi everyone, i really need your advice for a serious problem. I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. There was the usual signs, the phone rings and if i answer the phone gets hung up and going out with "the girls" alot.

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about 11:30pm -midnight, I hid behind my car on the driveway when she came home and she got out of someones car, fixing her shirt and she took her underwear out of her purse and put them on.

It was at that moment, crouched behind my car i noticed...... a hairline crack on one of my wheels. Is this something I can repair or do I need to replace it?
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SvilleKid · 05-10-2011, 10:23 PM

If it's a steel wheel, you can weld it. If it is alloy, just get rid of that old thing, and get a new one!!!

Emjaysmash · 05-10-2011, 10:39 PM

This should be in the jokes section.

Even if it isn't a good joke.

Ashcan Bill · 05-10-2011, 10:40 PM

That's a real drag. But, it's just possible it may be nothing more than a scratch. Try polishing it out. I'm pulling for ya, buddy.

pektel · 05-10-2011, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjaysmash

This should be in the jokes section.

Even if it isn't a good joke.

Oops, you're right. Wrong section, sorry.

It was posted recently on a detailing forum I frequent. I thought it was pretty funny

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Emjaysmash · 05-10-2011, 10:54 PM

That's fine. Different strokes for different folks, right?

Just thought it needed to be moved.

Patrick B · 05-10-2011, 11:34 PM

Hilarious!

CoreyD · 05-11-2011, 03:00 AM

Everyone had me going until emjay ruined it with his ,this should be in a jokes section, all I could think was what did noone read about the wife, then I thought well when the woman on the couch at my house was cheating, I concerned myself with more realer issues like what kind of coffee to buy ,needing to clean out storage area or wondering if it was time to reseed the lawn.
I am going to have to say this was hilarious to read, would of been great to see how far it went till someone even mentioned joke. Oh and if it was real and emjay threw it in the jokes section that woulda been hilarious thats like a guy feeling all depressed and someone takes him to go look at the sunset on the roof.

Chingas · 05-11-2011, 05:04 AM

Well played Peter. I'm a fan of new things, I'd toss the wheel at the girl and replace BOTH!

05-11-2011, 06:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Chingas

Well played Peter. I'm a fan of new things, I'd toss the wheel at the girl and replace BOTH!

+1

Emjaysmash · 05-11-2011, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CoreyD

Everyone had me going until emjay ruined it with his ,this should be in a jokes section, all I could think was what did noone read about the wife, then I thought well when the woman on the couch at my house was cheating, I concerned myself with more realer issues like what kind of coffee to buy ,needing to clean out storage area or wondering if it was time to reseed the lawn.
I am going to have to say this was hilarious to read, would of been great to see how far it went till someone even mentioned joke. Oh and if it was real and emjay threw it in the jokes section that woulda been hilarious thats like a guy feeling all depressed and someone takes him to go look at the sunset on the roof.

...huh?

MajorCaptSilly · 05-11-2011, 07:48 AM

Peter,

That was funnier than the sample lady at GFS Marketplace!

MCS

Starscream · 05-11-2011, 07:51 AM

I heard that one before on a male version of the advice column in a newspaper.

Still you had me going until I read the last line.

kelmac07 · 05-11-2011, 08:43 AM

nofeardiver · 05-11-2011, 08:59 AM

Dang told her to put here panties on before she left, then she smacked the curb so hard backing out, thats prob how the crack got there... sorry bro...

05-10-2011, 10:20 PM	#1
pektel I'm nuts for the place Join Date: Jul 2010 First Name: Peter Location: Grand Rapids, MN Posts: 4,320 Trading: (28)	Help and advice on a delicate matter please Hi everyone, i really need your advice for a serious problem. I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. There was the usual signs, the phone rings and if i answer the phone gets hung up and going out with "the girls" alot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway, last night about 11:30pm -midnight, I hid behind my car on the driveway when she came home and she got out of someones car, fixing her shirt and she took her underwear out of her purse and put them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind my car i noticed...... a hairline crack on one of my wheels. Is this something I can repair or do I need to replace it? Posted via Mobile Device

05-10-2011, 10:23 PM	#2
SvilleKid Yes I am a Pirate Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 33°46′08″N 86°28′16″W / 33.76895°N 86.471037°W Posts: 2,776 Trading: (52)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please If it's a steel wheel, you can weld it. If it is alloy, just get rid of that old thing, and get a new one!!! __________________ Ceilin' fan it stirs the air, Cigar smoke does swirl. The fragrance on the pillow case, and he thinks about the girl. Thanks, JB, 1975.

05-10-2011, 10:39 PM	#3
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please This should be in the jokes section. Even if it isn't a good joke. __________________

05-10-2011, 10:40 PM	#4
Ashcan Bill Ol' Dude Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Bill Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 1,901 Trading: (6)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please That's a real drag. But, it's just possible it may be nothing more than a scratch. Try polishing it out. I'm pulling for ya, buddy.

05-10-2011, 10:54 PM	#6
Emjaysmash The Hebrew Hammer Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: M.J. Location: Milwaukee, WI Posts: 7,025 Trading: (76)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please That's fine. Different strokes for different folks, right? Just thought it needed to be moved. __________________

05-10-2011, 11:34 PM	#7
Patrick B Feeling at Home Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Cincinnati OH Posts: 713 Trading: (6)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please Hilarious!

05-11-2011, 03:00 AM	#8
CoreyD Licking my wounds Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Corey Location: NE Wisconsin Posts: 1,468 Trading: (23)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please Everyone had me going until emjay ruined it with his ,this should be in a jokes section, all I could think was what did noone read about the wife, then I thought well when the woman on the couch at my house was cheating, I concerned myself with more realer issues like what kind of coffee to buy ,needing to clean out storage area or wondering if it was time to reseed the lawn. I am going to have to say this was hilarious to read, would of been great to see how far it went till someone even mentioned joke. Oh and if it was real and emjay threw it in the jokes section that woulda been hilarious thats like a guy feeling all depressed and someone takes him to go look at the sunset on the roof. __________________ Serenity - 1. A disposition free from stress or emotion. 2. The absence of mental stress or anxiety Last edited by CoreyD; 05-11-2011 at 03:06 AM.

05-11-2011, 05:04 AM	#9
Chingas Death Is Waiting Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Chingas Location: Slayerville, Jersey Posts: 5,295 Trading: (35)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please Well played Peter. I'm a fan of new things, I'd toss the wheel at the girl and replace BOTH! __________________ ---Chingas--- ---Team Death Bomb Squad: Captain---

05-11-2011, 07:48 AM	#12
MajorCaptSilly Sklee Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Scott Location: Mishawaka, IN Posts: 2,523 Trading: (30)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please Peter, That was funnier than the sample lady at GFS Marketplace! MCS __________________ Pillsbury, Minneapolis, Prince, Spoon Bridge and Cherry, coinkydink?

05-11-2011, 07:51 AM	#13
Starscream Knowhutimean, Vern? Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Andy Location: In a little town somewhere in the USA Posts: 10,237 Trading: (4)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please I heard that one before on a male version of the advice column in a newspaper. Still you had me going until I read the last line. __________________ Insert quote here.

05-11-2011, 08:43 AM	#14
kelmac07 Resident Maduro Whore!! Join Date: Apr 2009 First Name: Mac Location: Newport News, VA Posts: 27,322 Trading: (218)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please __________________ Dom in the MLB thread "I could probably get you to wear a Yankee hat for a Maduro!"

05-11-2011, 08:59 AM	#15
nofeardiver Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Florida Posts: 561 Trading: (4)	Re: Help and advice on a delicate matter please Dang told her to put here panties on before she left, then she smacked the curb so hard backing out, thats prob how the crack got there... sorry bro...