New Robot

kugie · 04-21-2011, 10:26 AM

One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John.
"Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy.

The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son," said John, "This robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.

With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I'm sorry I lied. We really watched a movie called “Sex Queen."

"I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."

The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!"
The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.

04-21-2011, 10:38 AM

Nice!!!

awsmith4 · 04-21-2011, 11:02 AM

N2 GOLD · 04-21-2011, 11:14 AM

04-21-2011, 11:17 AM

oh wow! that was funny!!!!!!!

Skywalker · 04-21-2011, 02:13 PM

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!!

Average Joe · 04-21-2011, 02:49 PM

That's good!

Sailchaser · 04-21-2011, 03:42 PM

TBone · 04-21-2011, 06:57 PM

kelmac07 · 04-21-2011, 08:01 PM

nofeardiver · 04-21-2011, 08:06 PM

Thats freaking hilarious... Thanks i needed a laugh

CasaDooley · 04-21-2011, 10:17 PM

TonySmith · 04-21-2011, 10:20 PM

note to myself...Don't by a lie detecting robot...I don't want to know

04-21-2011, 10:26 AM	#1
kugie Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Joe Location: Billerica, Ma. Posts: 1,376 Trading: (3)	New Robot One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "This robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I'm sorry I lied. We really watched a movie called “Sex Queen." "I am ashamed of you son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents." The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. __________________ "Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!" Dr. P. Venkman

04-21-2011, 10:38 AM	#2
Trkdrvremt Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Robot Nice!!!

04-21-2011, 11:02 AM	#3
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04-21-2011, 11:17 AM	#5
kickerb Guest Posts: n/a	Re: New Robot oh wow! that was funny!!!!!!!

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04-21-2011, 02:49 PM	#7
Average Joe Livin' the dream! Join Date: Feb 2011 First Name: Name Location: Over Yonder Posts: 183 Trading: (10)	Re: New Robot That's good!

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04-21-2011, 08:06 PM	#11
nofeardiver Feeling at Home Join Date: Aug 2009 First Name: Dan Location: Florida Posts: 561 Trading: (4)	Re: New Robot Thats freaking hilarious... Thanks i needed a laugh

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04-21-2011, 10:20 PM	#13
TonySmith Feeling at Home Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 653 Trading: (1)	Re: New Robot note to myself...Don't by a lie detecting robot...I don't want to know