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Old 03-29-2011, 04:06 PM   #1
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi, a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss all went to a nightclub...

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Old 03-29-2011, 04:16 PM   #2
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:20 PM   #3
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A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi, a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Jap, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss all went to a nightclub...

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"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"
You said, "Pole!"
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Old 03-29-2011, 04:23 PM   #4
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:30 PM   #5
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Old 03-29-2011, 06:33 PM   #6
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Old 03-29-2011, 07:14 PM   #7
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