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Old 03-11-2011, 12:27 AM   #1
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This is a copy of a news article posted on 3/10/11. It's pretty darn funny when one thinks about all the planning that they put in to this heist. They seem to have left "leave no piss behind" off the list.


COPENHAGEN, Denmark (AP) - A Swedish bank robber forgot to cover his tracks and left three bottles of urine behind after hiding inside a bank vault in Copenhagen for three days.

The 27-year-old man and his accomplice used the bottles to relieve themselves after sneaking into the vault on a Friday in May and remaining there until the bank opened again the following Monday.

While inside, the robbers emptied 140 safety deposit boxes of at least $500,000 in cash and jewelry. But Prosecutor Frederik Larsen said Wednesday they forgot to take the urine when they left "so we were able to get their DNA samples from the bottles."

The evidence helped prosecutors win a 21-month prison sentence for the Swede on Tuesday. His accomplice is still at large and the loot hasn't been recovered.
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:35 AM   #2
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Think he's a bit pissed off??
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:47 AM   #3
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Crap
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Old 03-11-2011, 03:25 AM   #4
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When you gotta go, you gotta go....wow
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Old 03-11-2011, 07:09 AM   #5
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Morons!!
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Old 03-11-2011, 08:32 AM   #6
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bwahahahah...awesome. Morons.
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Nice story!
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:06 AM   #8
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If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...
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If only they had watched "Man vs. Wild"...
FTW!

I'd do that for $500,000.
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Old 03-11-2011, 10:58 AM   #10
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Old 03-11-2011, 11:30 AM   #11
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Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...
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Old 03-11-2011, 11:55 AM   #12
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Goes to show there are idiots in every part of the world...
Very true...
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Old 03-11-2011, 12:08 PM   #13
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Ironic, isn't it?
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when you gotta go, you gotta go.
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Old 03-11-2011, 06:10 PM   #15
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Personally, I think that this is a bit of a limp dick story.
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