Limerick Thread! - Page 87

Stephen · 03-03-2011, 05:20 PM

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I just love the internet tough guys,

The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

VTDragon · 03-04-2011, 09:17 AM

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I just love the internet tough guys,

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The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

BloodSpite · 03-04-2011, 09:18 AM

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But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

They wouldn't last a second on the streets

icehog3 · 03-04-2011, 09:48 AM

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I just love the internet tough guys,

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Originally Posted by Stephen

The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

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But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

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They wouldn't last a second on the streets

They would STFU soon if they're wise.

icehog3 · 03-04-2011, 09:49 AM

Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

BloodSpite · 03-04-2011, 09:51 AM

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Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

Throw them and some socks in the cart

Stephen · 03-04-2011, 09:59 AM

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I just love the internet tough guys,

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Originally Posted by Stephen

The amount of horse manure they sling reaches the skies,

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But most of them are pimply-faced geeks

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They wouldn't last a second on the streets

To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!

Stephen · 03-04-2011, 10:00 AM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

icehog3 · 03-04-2011, 10:01 AM

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To try to bully the admiral in person would be unwise!

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Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

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Throw them and some socks in the cart

Stephen · 03-04-2011, 10:57 AM

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Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

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Throw them and some socks in the cart

Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

icehog3 · 03-05-2011, 09:42 AM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

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Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,

Stephen · 03-05-2011, 12:18 PM

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Going to buy undies at K-Mart,

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Throw them and some socks in the cart

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Raymond goes to the one on 400 Oak Street,

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Then heads to Las Vegas to cheat,

With ten minutes til Wapner lets loose a hellacious fart!

Stephen · 03-05-2011, 12:22 PM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

icehog3 · 03-05-2011, 02:26 PM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

Stephen · 03-05-2011, 07:16 PM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

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Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

So I'll settle for the cold,

icehog3 · 03-05-2011, 07:55 PM

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Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

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So I'll settle for the cold,

At least my 'gars won't get mold,

Gophernut · 03-07-2011, 01:06 PM

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Right now I could really go for a cigar,

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Too bad you can't smoke in a bar,

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So I'll settle for the cold,

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At least my 'gars won't get mold,

And my wife won't make me sleep in the car.

Gophernut · 03-07-2011, 01:13 PM

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I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

icehog3 · 03-07-2011, 04:24 PM

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I suppose it's time to finally do some work,

Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

BloodSpite · 03-08-2011, 08:40 AM

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Goofing off has me feeling like a jerk,

The reports me they bore, the boss I ignore

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Gophernut Have My Own Room Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: Hudson, WI Posts: 1,661 Trading: (15)	Re: Limerick Thread! NEW: I suppose it's time to finally do some work, __________________ "My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government." Thomas Jefferson