Happy Birthday MurphysLaw!

treatneggy · 03-02-2011, 07:32 AM

Happy Birthday!

hotreds · 03-02-2011, 07:54 AM

Have a great day!

If anything can go wrong, it will
Corollary: It can
Corollary: It should
MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time
Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
•If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
Extreme version:
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
•If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
•If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
•Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
•If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
•Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
•Mother nature is a *****
Addendum: and not an obedient one at that
•Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics
Things get worse under pressure.
•The Murphy Philosophy
Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
•Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws
Everything goes wrong all at once.
•Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value
•Murphy's Law of Research
Enough research will tend to support whatever theory.
•Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it.
•Addition to Murphy's Laws
In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong.

landhoney · 03-02-2011, 08:03 AM

Happy Birthday!

03-02-2011, 07:32 AM	#1
treatneggy Still Watching My Back Join Date: Jun 2010 First Name: Kurt Location: York, PA Posts: 165 Trading: (8)	Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw! Happy Birthday!

03-02-2011, 07:54 AM	#2
hotreds Ephesians 2:8 Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 5 miles past "Resume Speed" Posts: 11,673 Trading: (63)	Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw! Have a great day! If anything can go wrong, it will Corollary: It can Corollary: It should MacGillicuddy's Corollary: At the most inopportune time Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it. •If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong Extreme version: If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong •If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway •If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others •Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse •If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something •Nature always sides with the hidden flaw Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long. •Mother nature is a ***** Addendum: and not an obedient one at that •Murphy's Law of Thermodynamics Things get worse under pressure. •The Murphy Philosophy Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse. •Quantization Revision of Murphy's Laws Everything goes wrong all at once. •Murphy's Constant Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value •Murphy's Law of Research Enough research will tend to support whatever theory. •Research supports a specific theory depending on the amount of funds dedicated to it. •Addition to Murphy's Laws In nature, nothing is ever right. Therefore, if everything is going right ... something is wrong. __________________ God loves you so much, that he made you read this, just to let you know.

03-02-2011, 08:03 AM	#3
landhoney Mr. Charisma Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Seth Location: In the forest Posts: 2,639 Trading: (32)	Re: Happy Birthday MurphysLaw! Happy Birthday! __________________ Fields (to a heckling youngster): You're about to fall heir to a kitten stocking. Kid: What's a kitten stocking? Fields: A sock on the puss!