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Old 02-16-2011, 01:47 PM   #1
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A father of five young children won a toy at a raffle. Back home, he called his kids together to let them determine which one should have the present.

"Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to Mother? Who does everything she says?"

Five small voices answered in unison: "You, Daddy!"
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Old 02-16-2011, 01:58 PM   #2
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I called that whipped...but it did get him the prize.
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Old 02-18-2011, 08:57 AM   #3
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so true
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Old 02-18-2011, 09:23 AM   #4
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Old 02-19-2011, 11:42 AM   #5
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Old 02-19-2011, 12:22 PM   #6
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Old 02-19-2011, 12:36 PM   #7
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Hahaha I like it
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