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Old 02-06-2011, 10:31 PM   #1
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A Scotsman is taken to his first baseball game. When there is a hit every body yells "RUN"!!! so he yells "RRRUN YA BLOOODY BASTAD RRRUN!!"

The next batter Gets ball 1 ball 2 ect. ect.. When he starts walking to first base the Scotsman yells "WHAT ARRRE YA DOOOIN YA LAZY FOOOKA, RRRRUN!!"

His host tells him "He can't run, he got four balls."

Astounded, the Scotsman yells "HOLD YER HEAD HIGH AN WALK WIT PRRRIDE MA BOY, WALK WIT PRRRIDE."
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:04 PM   #3
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Cofucious say baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Old 02-08-2011, 06:29 PM   #6
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Old 02-13-2011, 12:31 AM   #7
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