Skydiving Accident- Big Owie!

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.

True Story.

Originally Posted by St. Lou Stu

Dude.... you hit a deuce and a half?
WTF? did it sneak out in front of you?

Not exactly.

Exiting the arcraft over Ft Campbell, KY (Suckchon DZ) at night....I was aiming for the turn -in point, identified by a green chemlight.

Only problem was, our hero was using the chemlight to find his lighter in the back of the deuce.

I found the turn-in point, the truck, the Soldier AND his lighter....all at the same time.