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Old 01-21-2011, 12:28 PM   #1541
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Cuz I'm not freezing my nuts off
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Old 01-21-2011, 12:36 PM   #1542
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Old 01-21-2011, 03:44 PM   #1543
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Old 01-21-2011, 03:45 PM   #1544
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The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:33 AM   #1545
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The Wings have signed goalie Nabokov,
(are you just trying to make this difficult?)

To rhyme with this, I must make things up like PaSlaKov
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:36 AM   #1546
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:38 AM   #1547
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I guess PaSlaKov is Ukranian,
This limerick's hurting my cranium
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:39 AM   #1548
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This limerick's hurting my cranium
Are you implying I'm knocking your block off?
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:40 AM   #1549
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The whipper snapper has finally returned,
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:42 AM   #1550
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The whipper snapper has finally returned,
And for this photograph, the masses have yearned
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:45 AM   #1552
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:49 AM   #1553
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Old 01-22-2011, 12:49 AM   #1554
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Now it is Bedtime for Bonzo,
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Old 01-22-2011, 08:47 AM   #1555
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Old 01-23-2011, 01:57 PM   #1557
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Now I Dream of Jeannie,
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..or I would be a wienie

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Old 01-23-2011, 02:48 PM   #1559
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Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:57 PM   #1560
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Bears can't seem to stop the Packers,
and they lost to those green, cheesehead jackers
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