Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA

Steve · 01-10-2011, 02:34 PM

Just received from a friend that travels a lot. She tought people would be interested to know that:

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

G G · 01-10-2011, 03:04 PM

that's funny but probably closer to the truth than you know.

01-10-2011, 03:41 PM

Thats awesome and I agree with Greg.

justonemorestick · 01-10-2011, 05:32 PM

sad but true.

kelmac07 · 01-10-2011, 06:36 PM

HollywoodQue · 01-10-2011, 09:17 PM

Wow,,,hahahahaha

Superbad · 01-10-2011, 09:26 PM

A female friend of mine missed a flight because they held her up due to "something" showing on the scan. After 25 mins in a separate room scanning her with a wand, with TSA refusing to tell her what/where they saw something. They finally told her it was in her pelvic area, turned out to be her IUD(birth control device). If they had been more forthcoming about what they saw, she might have made it to her parents house. Instead she missed flight and never got where she was trying to go.

01-11-2011, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Superbad

If they had been more forthcoming about what they saw, she might have made it to her parents house. Instead she missed flight and never got where she was trying to go.

Funny thing, if SHE had ben more forthcoming, it wouldn't have been an issue.

I flew back from Tampa in December - when I went into the machine, I told the TSA Agent I had screws, bolts and plates in me - she radio'd the screening room to advise them - I went through the scanner, did the stripper pose, joked with the TSA Agent, got the green light and off I went to fly home.

Took all of about 2 - 3 minutes.

Funny thing, everyone has a ""I heard it from a friend who" story....

themoneycollector · 01-11-2011, 09:09 AM

Sad but probably true

01-10-2011, 02:34 PM	#1
Steve Dad Jokester Supreme Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Steve Location: 17 R 435648 3354895 Posts: 7,715 Trading: (6)	Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA Just received from a friend that travels a lot. She tought people would be interested to know that: Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 __________________ ...So don't sit upon the shoreline and say you're satisfied, Choose to chance the rapids and dare to dance that tide

01-10-2011, 03:04 PM	#2
G G BR549 Join Date: Oct 2008 First Name: Greg Location: Taylor, FL. Posts: 12,730 Trading: (10)	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA that's funny but probably closer to the truth than you know.

01-10-2011, 03:41 PM	#3
mpd340 Guest Posts: n/a	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA Thats awesome and I agree with Greg.

01-10-2011, 05:32 PM	#4
justonemorestick Kat Krap Kontanment Media Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Warren Location: Las Cruces Posts: 292 Trading: (13)	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA sad but true. __________________ This message was created entirely of recycled electrons, manufactured before 1899 in an effort to prevent global de-electrification.

01-10-2011, 06:36 PM	#5
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01-10-2011, 09:17 PM	#6
HollywoodQue Invictus Join Date: Oct 2010 First Name: Howard Location: In the "D" Posts: 3,123 Trading: (46)	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA Wow,,,hahahahaha

01-10-2011, 09:26 PM	#7
Superbad Have My Own Room Join Date: Apr 2010 First Name: Bobby Location: Panama City, FL Posts: 1,784 Trading: (53)	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA A female friend of mine missed a flight because they held her up due to "something" showing on the scan. After 25 mins in a separate room scanning her with a wand, with TSA refusing to tell her what/where they saw something. They finally told her it was in her pelvic area, turned out to be her IUD(birth control device). If they had been more forthcoming about what they saw, she might have made it to her parents house. Instead she missed flight and never got where she was trying to go. __________________ Some say he can whistle dixie whilst drinking a chocolate milkshake and that moss can grow on all sides of him at the same time.. all I know is that he's called: The SuperBad! - Ninjavanish

01-11-2011, 09:09 AM	#9
themoneycollector Nicotiana Tabacum Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hill AFB, UT Posts: 1,258 Trading: (108)	Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA Sad but probably true