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Old 01-11-2011, 07:45 AM   #8
tobii3
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Default Re: Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the TSA

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Originally Posted by Superbad View Post
If they had been more forthcoming about what they saw, she might have made it to her parents house. Instead she missed flight and never got where she was trying to go.
Funny thing, if SHE had ben more forthcoming, it wouldn't have been an issue.

I flew back from Tampa in December - when I went into the machine, I told the TSA Agent I had screws, bolts and plates in me - she radio'd the screening room to advise them - I went through the scanner, did the stripper pose, joked with the TSA Agent, got the green light and off I went to fly home.

Took all of about 2 - 3 minutes.

Funny thing, everyone has a ""I heard it from a friend who" story....
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